yes thats right i said it HORNS!
ok so I haven't posted a RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY IN ALMOST A MONTH...i know I know Give me a break! I've been busy...
I would like to add that the school smartened up and painted those lovely NEW speed bumps YELLOW...much better than the I can't see u BLACK!
on to the random thought of the day...OH and if u are an unlikely soul and have never gotten to read one of my random thoughts ur SOL cuz they are usually posted as bulletins and w/in 10 days they dissappear from the myspace WOLRD.
so...
HORNS!
indeed!
Alright cows have them, dear have them, bulls have them...the chupacabra (hehehe) has them Y NOT ME???
I feel left out of this evolutionary adaptation! I mean come on HORNS u know what one can do with those things?? NO...
well gues what
UR GONNA FIND OUT!!
so if i had horns...
i could dry my laundry on them!...ya know I could just walk around with a bra and panties hangin off my pimped out horns. ya never know whenu might need some extra undies
I could go to little kids birthday parties and when no ones looking POP ALL THE BALLOONS...and of course NO ONE WOULD SUSPECT the cute girl with the horns...NEVER :-D
2 words........SLING SHOT!
YESSS THATS RIGHT! i'd shoot innocent bystandards ALL DAY LONG...i'd sit on top of the roof and when some blond bomb shell walks by...PING right into those inflattable boobs!!! I'll show u HA!
WHO NEEDS A BACK SCRATCHER WHEN U HAVE HORNS?. CHA YEAH...thats what i thought!
good for holidays too...christmas i could hang lights, valentines day i could make them look like arrows and put hearts over them, halloween WELL DUH HORNS! DEVIL!
Oh and karate! I'll GIVE U THE GOAT! thats when i stick my horns in ur crotch and throw u across the room!! HELLZ YEAH!
HORNS!!
YES
I think I'll gonna go evolve into a horned being!
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ahhh the greatness u've just spent a rought 4-5 minutes of your life reading about my wonderful HORNS....moments of your life u will never get back..
....but boy am I glad u spent them on me
nighty night!
...i'm feeling a bit horny...aren't u???
..sheesh u ppl and ur dirty minds!
<3 ms johnson
HAPPY VENEREAL DISEASE! i wonder how long it will take u to figure that out....hehe
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